Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Cat Bowling

By R. Marsh

My favorite game to play is called "Cat Bowling". You can only play Cat Bowling if you have stairs, extra toilet paper, and a cat. In Cat Bowling you have your cat on the stairs and try to hit your cat with individual rolls of wrapped toilet paper. Unlike many other games, cat bowling promotes better reflexes for your cat AND increases your aim and speed, all while having fun!!! Cat Bowling is not well known, but you can help change that by telling your friends about this special game of Cat Bowling!! Cat Bowling is ecosystem-friendly AND is completely safe!!!!!

P.S. If you have further questions about Cat Bowling, please ask the writer.

If you can't guess, this is what happened when Rachel and a friend started dropping rolls of toilet paper down the stairs and the cat jumped in and wanted to play with them. The cat liked it more than Rachel did at first. She was just moving rolls downstairs to stock the bathrooms with, then realized it made a fun game and started cooperating with the cat.


Papa D said...

I can just hear the scandalized gasps coming from PETA, while I laugh hysterically at the image you've implanted in my brain.

Stephen said...

All I can say is that the cat started it. It was only when they realized they couldn't get Vinnie the Cat to quit, that they realized they had a cat game.

Keri Brooks said...

Awesome. I'll have to give that a try with my cat. She tends to prefer to play "steal the socks" or "hide the keys". She'll take my stuff and sit smugly while she watches me look for it.